Basic Information
Ronald Campbell is a biology teacher at Ashland High School in Ashland, Massachusetts. He once lived in Egypt, where he met his wife. He currently teaches biology to freshmen and AP Biology at a high school in a quaint Massachusetts town. He lives in Hopkinton, a town south of Ashland.
Age: a few years over 22, i think like around 50 years above 22
Job History
He once worked at a hospital. Now, he works as a biology teacher in Ashland, Massachusetts. He has _ years until retirement.
He used to work at a paper company too.
Recent Events
He was a chaperone for the 2023 AHS school trip to Italy.
Fun Facts
He can do a headstand and an upside down split.
He enjoys visiting Japan (konnichiwa!)
He enjoys visiting India (namaste!)
His name is Ronald Campbell, but he prefers to go by Ron
He has only been absent once in the 2023-2024 school year.
Quotes
2021-2022 School Year
- Quotes here
2023-2024 School Year
- *Squirts Tiffany with water.* “Sorry Tiffany, I was aiming for Nate." *Squirts Nate with water.*
- “Yeah, this lab doesn’t really have instructions, so just make it up as you go along.”
- "I won't give detentions even if you punch me"
- "Pulling out does not work"
- " I once almost peed in my closet once in college"
- "I pretend I am talking to an empty classroom"
- "Once and a while, after you take a warm shower, feel around your balls to make sure you don't have testicular cancer"
- *Japanese exchange students walk in* "Ni hao! Ni hao!"
- "So, today we're gonna talk about the reproductive areas. This is not part of the curriculum, and you won't be quizzed on this, but I just added it for some fun."
- "I'm just a crazy old man, but at least I know i'm crazy. WAZOO!"
- "The sexual life of these plants is screwing up my nasal cavity"
References
Various students from Ashland High School were referenced in the making of this page, along with the man himself (Ronald Campbell).